|—||Henry Rollins, Smile, You’re Traveling (Black Coffee Blues Pt. 3)|
LOOK AT NICKI AT THE BACK lmaoooo
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
important events of our time
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.
that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves
stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show